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- me: Who is this?
- funabby10@aol.com: hey whats up? 22/F here. you?
- me: hah
- funabby10@aol.com: hmm. have we chatted before?
- me: nope, you added me as a friend
- funabby10@aol.com: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.. whats up?
- me: I thought you might be my friend Abby
- me: but I'm guessing you're not
- funabby10@aol.com: im like so boreddd.... there is nothing to do
- funabby10@aol.com: ohhh wait! i got a great idea. have you ever watched a sexy girl like me strip live on a cam before?
- me: blap bloop bleep blarp
- me: I'm a robot
- funabby10@aol.com: wellllll..... you could watch me strip if you would like?
- me: shlarmp shloomp
- funabby10@aol.com: yeah? ok well my cam is setup through this website so that i cant be recorded so you have to signup there.
- funabby10@aol.com: it only takes a minute and it is free. ok?
- me: flargly!
- funabby10@aol.com: http://<address redacted> go there then at the top of the page click on the goldish JOIN FREE button.
- me: Can you read?
- funabby10@aol.com: k?
- me: I like books
- funabby10@aol.com: also it does ask for a credit card but thats how they keep kids out. it does not charge the card. k?
- me: Oh no way, Wuthering Heights is a classic, I don't know why you'd disparage it like that.
- funabby10@aol.com: ok babe well hurry up and when u get logged in then u can view my cam and we can have some fun!
- funabby10@aol.com: i also have some toys but u have to tip me some gold or join me in private to see those.
- me: Gold, like from world of warcraft?
- funabby10@aol.com: hey lets talk on there babe. my messenger is messing up.
- me: Toys like transformers?
- me: Do you like legos?
- me: Legos are super cool.
- me: I just bought the architect's series Falling Water model
- me: It's a pretty good, albeit reductive, interpretation of the landmark house
- me: Look if you don't want to talk about legos I don't want to watch you strip.
